"I NEVER snore"
Well my husband --fiance at the time-- was wrong, but it's not that bad. It's only every once in a while. I cough once and the snoring ceases, and if I'm lucky he'll talk in his sleep. It makes for the funniest nights. Last night went like this:
Shaun was snoring softly
I nudged him
SJ: aba aba aba
Ni: you are talking in your sleep
SJ: well it's because there is a lot to say about…
Ni: about what?
SJ: well I mean I was talking because…
Ni: because why?
Ni: Shaun?
SJ: yeah?
Ni: do you know what you were saying?
SJ: I think I was half asleep
Then I'll tell him what he said and we laugh until we fall asleep.
I love being married to that guy.